the Big Brain Am Winning Again I Am the Greetest Now I Am Leaving Earth for No Raisin

Quotes

• Chief Giant Brain : What practise you want?

  Fry : I'm here to kick your donkey!

  Chief Giant Encephalon : Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the demand for asses.

• Fry : [writing] "Leela cried for her love as Fry lay expressionless under the heavy volume example. The behemothic brain laughed in triumph. 'Ha ha ha!' Then, for no reason, he left Earth forever. The end." There. Now he'south trapped in a book I wrote. A crummy globe of plot holes and spelling errors.

  Chief Behemothic Brain : The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!

• [anybody on Earth except Fry is moronically stupid]

  Fry : What are nosotros going to practise?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.

  Amy Wong : No, let's buy internet stock.

  Dr. Zoidberg : On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin.

  Hermes Conrad : [holding a board in front of his face] Look at me. I'm invisible.

  Fry : Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots.

  Bender : Hey, let'south all join the Reform party.

  Everyone : Yeah.

• [Nibblonians explicate the Giant Brains]

  Ken : They travel from earth to globe making everyone stupid in lodge to wipe out all thought in the universe.

  Leela : Wipe out all thought? My God, they're like flight televisions.

• Fry : Come on, Fry, think. Thinking... thinking...

  Master Behemothic Brain : Oh, Stop that!

  Fry : Hey, thinking hurts them! Mayhap I can think of a way to use that.

  Chief Giant Encephalon : Argh!

  Fry : Aha! Gear up to be thought at! Leela, give me a topic.

  Leela : Duh...

  Fry : Seriously, I tin can't think of annihilation.

  [He looks through a pile of books]

  Fry : I gotta find something to make me recall. Hardy Boys... too piece of cake. Nancy Drew... too hard. Ah, perfect. Bonfire of the Vanities.

  [reads]

  Chief Giant Encephalon : No! It's unbearable!

• Leela : I... have to tell... must... of import... something...

  Fry : Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. You lot're going a mile a minute.

• Bender : 2d place? That's a fancy word for losing.

  [whips Zoidberg]

  Bough : You didn't stick your landing!

  Dr. Zoidberg : Forgive me, my friend?

  Bender : Never!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Zooka Barooka! Start prize is $500 and a lifetime supply of canis familiaris food.

  Bender : $500, you say?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Dog food, yous say?

• Hermes Conrad : This is mighty foreign. First the civilization of Space Rome collapsed, then Don Martin 3 went kerflooie, and now Tweenis 12.

  Fry : Looks like this planet is next in line.

  Leela : That's Earth.

  [Fry just stares at her]

  Leela : The planet we alive on?

  Fry : I'd hate to be those guys.

• Leela : You fight biggest encephalon of all.

  Fry : Even bigger than those? Holy nuts! Where would information technology be?

  Leela : I dunno.

  Fry : Let's see, a giant brain is basically a giant nerd. Where would a nerd go?

  [gasp]

  Fry : The library!

• Fry : [writing] "Leela cried equally Fry lay crushed under the book example. The behemothic brain laughed 'Ha ha ha!' And so, for no reason, he left World, never to render. The stop." At that place. At present he's trapped in a book I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.

  The Big Encephalon : The big brain am winning! I am the greetest! Mwa-ha-ha-ha! I must at present leave Earth for no raisin!

• Fry : Bender, if this is a scam, I don't become it. You already have my ability of attorney.

• Fry : Hey, Brainley! Think fast!

  [throws saucepan of whitewash at Encephalon]

  Chief Giant Brain : I ever think fast.

  [is hit by bucket and covered in whitewash]

  Master Giant Brain : Ow!

  Captain Ahab : The whale! He be white now!

• Ken : Welcome back, Lord Nibbler, Ambassador to Globe, homeworld of the pizza bagel.

  Nibbler : Thank you. I conduct many receipts for reimbursement.

• [Everyone on World except Fry is moronically stupid]

  Fry : What are we going to do?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Duh, I know, let's play the lottery.

  Amy Wong : No, let'due south buy internet stock.

  Dr. Zoidberg : On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin.

  Hermes Conrad : [holding a board in front of his face] Look at me. I'm invisible.

  Fry : Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. Yous've all get idiots.

  Bender : Hey, allow's get join the Reform party.

  Everyone : Yep.

• Fry : All right, time to reeducate you duncebags. Nosotros'll start with U.S Presidents. This is our kickoff president, George Washington.

  [Holds the head of George Washington; The others look confused]

  Fry : Let's review. Who was our get-go president?

  Bough : A pickle jar?

  George Washington'due south Head : Thomas Jefferson?

• Fry : Attention New New Yorkers: stop interim then stupid!

• Leela : Encephalon... Brain make people dumb!

  Fry : No, Leela. Brain make people smart.

• Fry : [reading to harm the Main Giant Brain] Take that, and that! This sentence I don't understand... just have this one!

• Leela : [hands Fry a note] This. Y'all for this.

  Fry : Thanks.

  [blows nose on notation, then throws it in fireplace]

  Leela : No!

  [reaches into fire]

  Leela : Ow! Fire hot!

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : The professy will help.

  [reaches into fire]

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Ahh! Fire indeed hot!

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Adept news, everyone. We were supposed to deliver a package to the planet Tweenis 12, but it's been completely destroyed.

  Leela : Why is that skilful news?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : They paid in advance.

• Fry : Md Zoidberg, why is everyone acting and then weird?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Zoidbie want balloon! Want balloon now! Zoidbie want become outside!

  Fry : But I just let you in!

• [within "Pride and Prejudice"]

  Elizabeth Bennet : Mister Fry, they tell me you're quite the oddity, a available at your historic period.

  Fry : Y'all recall I'thou an oddity, y'all should see...

  Butler : Announcing the arrival of the richest landowner in all Hampshire, Lord Brainley.

  Chief Giant Brain : I'k a gigantic brain!

• Fry : Boy, that dog is hard to beat. Look at him bring those sheep. One sheep, two sheep...

  [yawns]

  Fry : ... three sheep...

  [falls asleep]

• Fry : All right, time to reeducate you duncebags. We'll start with U.S Presidents. This is our first president, George Washington.

  [pause. The others expect dislocated]

  Fry : Permit's review. Who was our start president?

  Bough : A pickle jar?

  George Washington's Head : Thomas Jefferson?

• The Big Encephalon : What practise you lot want?

  Fry : I'm hither to kick your ass!

  The Big Brain : Wishful thinking. We have long since evolved beyond the need for asses.

• Fry : [Sees Dr. Zoidberg trying to cut off i of his own oral cavity tentacles] Dr. Zoidberg why is everyone acting then weird?

  Dr. Zoidberg : Zoibie desire balloon, desire airship at present!,

  [Jumping up and down]

  Dr. Zoidberg : Zoibie want get exterior!

  Fry : Aw I but let yous back in!

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